vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

jessiepinkman:

*on first date* so… uh… heh….. what’s your favorite episode of breaking bad?

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism